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10 More sophisticated fashion sense
9 Willing to hold your purse in public
8 Spend less time worrying about hair loss
7 Old buddies don't show up on the doorstep unexpectedly
6 Utterly disinterested in professional sports
5 Rarely jealous of your former boyfriends
4 Love to dance
3 Willing to sleep on a rug and fetch on command
2 Have the ability to know when you are sad and need attention
1 Unlikely to roll over and lose consciousness immediately following intense play, because they are always willing to give you one more kiss
Credits: postcard purchase at a Hallmark® store.