The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees, and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys, and phone.”
-actual origin is unclear
The Ford Escape only came with one key fob. If that was the only key in my song, my pat down would be simple. Instead, I have two sets of keys that didn’t become combined. One for the Escape and the other key chain contains apartment key, apartment outer door fob, mailbox key, and Princeton Club scan tag. So much Redundancy in my system. The Princeton Club phone app has a barcode. An apartment key and a fob, both really? Does the apartment mailbox key really need to be carried around with me at all times? The apartment storage locker key is in the Escape for now. Every time I open the driver’s door I’m reminded that I haven’t programmed the door entry keypad yet.